Astrid on the Isle of Berk,
Slew dragons for her kin,
Till Hiccup was a giant jerk,
Recalcitrant he'd been.
In practice she would give her all,
Dedicate her heart and soul.
Instead coy Hiccup - Thor, his gall! -
Slacked off! Ignored their goal.
Astrid could see the hidden lie,
'Midst Hiccup's sketchy wins.
And so she followed, didn't shy,
Zigged, zagged, followed him in.
In Hiccup's glade she found the truth, that
Never once he'd shared.
Great dragons were more friend, less Tooth,
Then on, BOTH "foes" she spared.